Niftie

Just more than even but also.

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE:
I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSCHIA:
I wish we were friends in real life.
RED:
I love you with a burning passion.
GREY:
I wish you would notice me.
PINK:
I think you should follow me.
TEAL:
We have a lot in common.
BLUE:
You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE:
I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW:
FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE:
MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN:
I think you’re cute.
BLACK:
I would date you.
BROWN:
I don’t like you.

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01:
Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02:
Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03:
Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04:
Your views on religion.
05:
A time you thought about ending your own life.
06:
Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07:
Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08:
A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09:
How you hope your future will be like.
10:
Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11:
Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12:
Bullet your whole day.
13:
Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14:
Your earliest memory.
15:
Your favorite tumblrs.
16:
Your views on mainstream music.
17:
Your highs and lows of this past year.
18:
Your beliefs.
19:
Disrespecting your parents.
20:
How important you think education is.
21:
One of your favorite shows.
22:
How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23:
Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24:
Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25:
Someone who fascinates you and why.
26:
What kind of person attracts you.
27:
A problem that you have had.
28:
Something that you miss.
29:
Goals for the next 30 days.
30:
Your highs and lows of this month.

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tactlessmalcontent asked: 4 24 34 55 81 :)

Okay, hold on. I didn’t actually read the questions. ….

4. No, not really. I generally feel comfortable with most people.

24. Someone to cuddle with and food. Also warm.

34. Predators is playing on the T.V. behind me. I’m not watching it, just listening.

55. For some reason I my brain couldn’t comprehend this question as not being sexual. Too much brain melting today. Rhubarb.

81. Tea, by far.

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

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Dear Feminism,

You’ve got your good and bad. There are a lot of cool feminists I’ve met, and some who just don’t really seem fair. I understand that feminism is not truly defined and can not be by anyone. But I do think it has basic principals like, actually standing up for what you believe in, not being hypocritical, and not using it as a way to only better women.

I think it’s fair to make feminism your own, but not to simply use it as a way to put yourself above men. Feminism in my eyes is about equality. I understand that when something applies to you, that is your main focus and it’s easy to talk about things you’ve experienced yourself.

Calm down. When you use shouting or cursing as a way to prove your point, you’re being irrational and ridiculous. Some self titled feminists I’ve met rely on shouting or cursing as their main tactic in an argument about what they believe. It’s just silly when your main battle plan to win an argument is “No, fuck you, you’re wrong.”.

You’re not always right. Sometimes ya’ll need to take a punch (excuse the expression) and accept that you’re not always right or your statistics could be incorrect/scued. It’s okay to be wrong. I know I personally hate to be wrong so I can sympathies with your pain in losing an argument, but sometimes it’s a risk you have to take if you’re ready to battle someone over your “fact(s)”.

People who disagree with/don’t understand your viewpoints can still be your friends. I was going to elaborate on this, but I feel like it.


Feminists, don’t hate me. I love you. … Most of you. You’re all beautiful. You just make me angry sometimes. I think feminism is important, ya’ll just need to put being happy above hurting friends/”friends”. Not everyone who disagrees with you is bad. You’re not bad. Everyone is different. Please don’t hate. I’m drunk.

I love ya’ll, but for reels.
Drunk Kayah

PS. Sorry for any grammar or spelling issues you may have with this post. I’m drunk. I don’t even remember why I started writing this/how it started.

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Because I have nothing else to do.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? I’m sorry but, yes. They do.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? I enjoy the whole relationship part of it, so yeah.

3. Are you a virgin? Yep.

4. Are you in a relationship? Nope.

5. Are you in love? Nope. .. Eh.

6. Are you single this year? I’ve been single the whole year?

7. Can you commit to one person? Yes.

8. Describe your crush? Really pretty, exciting? I don’t know. She’s cool.

9. Describe your perfect mate? No.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Maybe. Not really.

11. Do you ever want to get married? I’d like to eventually.

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Depends on what it’s about.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes.

15. Do you have any piercings? Not yet.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet.

17. Do you like kissing in public? Sure.

20. Do you shower every day? I try. Sometimes I’m inside all day and fuck it.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yes. I hope.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? That’d be cool.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I could be. Probably not.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? That would be extra cool.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yep. Quite a few times I’ve heard that.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes. I appreciate them.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yep. Didn’t mean to. Feel terrible about it. … Sorry.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? Yep.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yep.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? I think so. I could never be sure.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? No.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? lolyea

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? lolyea

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? lolyea

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? lolyea

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? lolyea

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? lolyea

41. Have you had sex so far this year? Fuck. You broke my “lolyea” train.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Depends.

43. How long was your longest relationship? Six months.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Six and a half..

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Fuck off. A lot.

46. How many times did you have sex last year? None.

47. How old are you? 20.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? That I’m disappoint.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? lolno

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I’d accept friendship?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yep. Not a love interest though.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah. This question is stupid.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Yep.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes.

55. Share a relationship story. After my ex broke up with me over long distance problems, she had a rebound relationship for sex. They got married a month later.

56. State 8 facts about your body.

I’m embaressed.

I think I have a nice butt. I’ve been told this.

I’m flat chested.

I love my nosie.

I have lanky hands.

I hate but love my eyebrows.

I have silly ears.

I’m shorter than I look.

57. Things you want to say to an ex? Hey girl, hey.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Cuddle with me.

Watch MLP:FIM with me.

Be a cutie patootie.

Teach me how to do a dance.

Cook with me and don’t make me mad.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? I don’t want to answer this.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? How they cock their hips.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? I hate people who ask for permission. I will stop someone if they take things too far.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? I’m not sure.

64. What is your definition of cheating? It really depends on so many factors. Get permission to do something with someone else.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Being really awkward usually.

66. What is your favourite roleplay? I like a lot of tabletops. D&D isn’t my favorite, 7 Seas is cool. I’d like to get into some new ones. I also roleplayed in WoW and minecraft. Had a lot of fun with that.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Stupid derpy girly shit.

68. What is your sexual orientation? Most people would call me a lesbian. But, I prefer the term “Gay as eighteen fucks.”

69. What turns you off? Asking for permission.

70. What turns you on? A lot. Cute people. Wavy hair.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I can’t remember. I think it’s awkwardly about one or two of my best friends who may end up reading this soooo…

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I’ve never heard anything during sexual actions. So far I’d prefer nothing, but I guess if I’m really comfortable with the person, we could just be silly the whole time.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Massage my hips/thighs/shins/feet. They’re always sore.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I have no idea.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? lolIhavenoidea. A lot of sweet stuff has been done for me.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I don’t like this question, I don’t know what constitutes sweetest, because I try to be really as nice as possible during my relationships. I probably did something along the way that would fit as an answer really well, but I just can’t think of it.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I am perfectly comfortable with people being with any age person as long as it’s not over a 25 year difference. The rules change when one person is under the age of sixteen, but whatever.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Feels. So many feels that I have.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? When my ex got married. It hurt.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today.

81. Who are five people you find attractive? They know who they are.

82. Who is the last person you hugged? I have no idea. Georgia?

83. Who was your first kiss with? My first girlfriend. It scared me right out of my mind and I didn’t kiss back. It was scurry.

84. Why did your last relationship fail? Distance.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have before.

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